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Office Bullshit Button

The official bullshit button with sound effects and flashing lights.

Instant BS Detection: Press the red buzzer and trigger one of 5 hilarious BS phrases with loud sound effects and flashing lights, including "That was BS!" and "Bullshit Alert!"



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Breaking News: I don't care T-Shirt

Breaking News: I don't care T-Shirt
100% Cotton
Care instructions: Machine Wash, Tumble Dry Low, Low

Breaking News: I don't care T-Shirt

100% Cotton

Care instructions: Machine Wash, Tumble Dry Low, Low Iron.

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5oz Jar of Fucks

Scope of application: Can be placed on the desk, bookshelf, bedroom always remind yourself that fuck is a valuable asset. Don't let things and life or love bring you negative energy.



Each bottle contains 100pcs fucks, 

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Take no shit. Give no fucks women socks.

Take no shit. Give no fucks women socks.

55% nylon, 43% combed cotton, 2% spandex






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The Importance of Continuous Learning in Tech

Rate your mood.
Each spread includes a different quote or activity. Over 50 unique quotes

Rate your mood (in a pineapples)

Each spread includes a different quote or activity.

Over 50 unique quotes have been added to the journal.

More white space for adding more of your own personal thoughts.

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Why I Love Working in Tech

Desk friendly size. 17-inch waving tube man with fan in base to make him dance, wiggle, and shake.

Desk friendly size. 17-inch waving tube man with fan in base to make him dance, wiggle, and shake. 





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